Certified Cinephile. Music addict. Amateur Photographer. Professional zombie-killer. Feel free to follow and we can go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

 

myfurby:

I’ve been expecting you

This is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen.

justsomebands:

tonyperrytonyperry:

bandsruinmylife:

this gif ruined my life

IS HE THE LEAD SINGER OF PIERCE THE VEIL OR A 15 YEAR OLD BOY NO ONE KNOWS

vic your 31 is showing

justsomebands:

tonyperrytonyperry:

bandsruinmylife:

this gif ruined my life

IS HE THE LEAD SINGER OF PIERCE THE VEIL OR A 15 YEAR OLD BOY NO ONE KNOWS

vic your 31 is showing

(Source: rxininjuly)

fuck-benedict:

fuck-benedict:

i hit 20k hella

things:

  • seasons 1-8 of supernatural
  • SHERlocked hoodie
  • cumberbitch shirt
  • doctor who charm bracelet (adipose, sontaran, cyberman, tardis, dalek, matt smith, fez, original logo)
  • supernatural charm necklace (salt, pentagram, silver bullet)
  • exploding tardis poster
  • sherlock graphic poster
  • tardis slippers
  • 5 kg jar of nutella

rules:

  • must be following me and this lovely blogger (yes i will check sry im building an army)
  • reblogs and likes count, duh
  • reblog as many times as u want idc go ahead and annoy ur followers w/e
  • the hoodie/shirt/slippers will be ordered in w/e size u want
  • i will ship internationally, and no u dont have to pay shipping bc thats dumb
  • there will be one winner for everything
  • i’ll be using a random generator to choose said winner
  • if u win and don’t want some of the thing u can a) substitute something of equal value, or b) let the thing be given to another entrant (who will be chosen by random generator) (i won’t judge you if u choose to keep the thing) (i would) (then again i’m not a v nice person) (maybe don’t follow my example) (follow ur dreams) (don’t do drugs)
  • if u have a question obviously please ask it
  • unless said queston was answered somewhere in these rules
  • in which case i will publicly shame you
  • seriously you don’t understand how annoying that is
  • how hard can it possibly be to read 13 lines of text
  • ok 14 now
  • 15
  • ok i’m gonna stop sorry i’m kinda tired good luck with this ok

ALSO:

  • if this post gets 5k notes, i’ll buy the winner a CD/book of their choice (up to 25$ w/o shipping)
  • if it gets 10k, i’ll get them a shirt of their choice (up to 30$ w/o shipping)
  • if it get 25k i’ll make them a painting on a 2x2 canvas of whatever they want (within reason i mean i can’t paint anything) (but i can paint gay porn) (just a thought) (take it as you will)
  • if it gets 50k i’ll get them the first season of their favourite show on DVD
  • if it gets 100k i’ll get them 2 tickets to the concert of their choice***

yes, the list is accumulative.

and again, all shipping costs covered.

***if there aren’t any concerts that the winner currently desires tickets to, this offer will remain open to them until a concert they want to go to comes somewhere near them, OR they can choose to let a second winner have them (chosen by random generator)

ends april 9th because that’s my birthday and i’m hella conceited

reblogging for anonnn

cassbones:

meggannn:

fourtris-divergent:

One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!”

#i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore

"Mommy, guess what!"

"What?"

"I made a new friend!"

"Oh? What’s their name?"

"Elsa! She’s really cool!"

*tries not to crack up*

(Source: tobiaseatin)

(I am working late at night in a 24-hour pharmacy. There are only three customers in the store: a scruffy but clean young couple and another gentleman. The woman in the young couple is very heavily pregnant, and her partner is picking up the range of baby hats we carry and holding them up against her stomach, then looking at the prices and sadly putting them back. They pick up a packet of the cheapest pain medication we carry and bring it to the counter.)

Female Customer: “I’m sorry, but can you please ask the pharmacist if these are safe for me to take?”

Me: “Of course!”

(While we’re waiting for the pharmacist to come out, they tell me they’re expecting their daughter any day now. The pharmacist has been watching the young couple since they came in.)

Pharmacist: “These are fine, but can I ask why you need them?”

Female Customer: “Oh, I have a horrible cough that’s making my back ache even worse. I can’t get to sleep.”

(The pharmacist goes through a list of cough medicines safe for her to take, before the young man shakes his head with tears in his eyes.)

Male Customer: “I’m sorry, I’ve just lost my job and we really can’t afford any of those. Sorry for wasting your time.”

Pharmacist: “That’s okay, but this packet is damaged, and legally I can’t let you take it. Seeing as it was the last one, let me and [my name] go look in the back for some more.”

(The pharmacist takes me out the back, where he puts three packets of name brand painkillers, four bottles of name brand cough syrup, a wheat bag for her back, a tin of formula, a packet of newborn nappies and a few of the hats the couple was looking at into a box. He hands me the box and tells me to take it out to them. I do and they both burst into tears, thanking us over and over again. They leave with huge smiles on their faces.)

Female Customer: “Thank you again!”

Other Customer: “I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but over hear. Did you say you just lost your job at [local company]?”

Male Customer: “Yes, I was an IT tech.”

Other Customer: “I own [other computer store in the area], and I’m looking for a new tech. Can you start tomorrow?”

(There were tears all round that night. A week later, the young woman brought in her beautiful daughter and a giant batch of cupcakes for the pharmacy staff. Best night at work ever!)

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

jackblogguy:

if you click a link its either a virus or a rick roll its like internet russian roulette 

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

Cyndaquil - Pokemon